AN's+letter

From – me aged 50 To – me aged 28 Hey don’t panic ! **//Yes I know//** but hey you were completely right about most things? So just before you though this letter in the shredder as a so stupid gag, About – אּ Cloning אּ Cars אּ Time theory אּ Videos אּ Nanno technology אּ And living in that bloody pink house for 60 years (I know that everyone knows that line but **//hey it’s true//**) YOU WERE SO VERY WRONG About – җ George (When you meet him, do the compete opposite to what you want to do) җ Prime Minster Pauline Hanson (Bloody Dangerous) җ Uncle Sid (Will explain later in the letter) Ok deep breath, have a cigarette, **//God I miss those//** (Now so illegal unless you agree never to go to hospital) **//Enjoy that cigarette, Trust me!//** First if you think that you are paranoid now, wait till you’re here, Now, buy shares on the 20th June 2011 called ‘Crash and burn computers’ say you like the name and don’t sell, EVER. The dividens are so worth it. 18-5-2024 But 10,000 shares in ‘You ain’t gonna believe this’ and 1-3-2030 ‘TBLR’ this is your ticket for life (the bloody little robots) but don’t take the dividens take the shares! Next ignore your dear uncle Sid, I know, I know you like him the best, here’s the problem. I know you’re an only child and he’s got five kids so your money + your parents money + the money from grandparents – his plan is easy, get you to will it to his kids and him and you’re his personal bank, if you don’t give him money he will claim you’re insane, **//yep you guessed it//** and take the money (5 year plan), so in about six months he’ll turn on the charm – **//__Get Rid Of Him__//**! Now for the bad news and there is plenty- Now for the good news – Now for some good Technology news - Nanotechnology, it’s even better than you imagined. - Cloning – I’ll just say it works really well. Job – just keep it like you planned, **//I know what you’re thinking.//**- “That’s how I get famous” you are wrong. Just do what you planned and enjoy life, you will look back at that time and think that’s how I should have kept it. In the crazy moments you can enjoy looking back and regret leaving the job.. **//And yes you won’t have much of a choice//**. Love Life – Har Har Har – you were right on the mark and just remember about George and stick to that advice I gave you. Get rich, be happy, and don’t kill anybody! Signing off now
 * __ YOU WERE RIGHT ! __**
 * 1) You are famous and not like the Godzilla that everybody knows, it’s worse than J.K. Rawling. I am not going to tell you how, because you will just avoid it, which you can’t, I checked. But by my age you have some serious cash, let’s say ‘you know who’ will have plenty of money when your dead.
 * 2) The house will get white ants and the ceiling and roof will collapse in a big ice storm of 2020, now //that// you can change! Well not the storm, but buy some survival gear, store it well and check it often.
 * 3)  Car accidents, **//yep I know//** that you have survived a few but there’s more on the way.
 * 4) Jury Duty, yes call mum and get her up to look after the dog, you will be stuck in a crappy hotel for over 6 months, use the time wisely.
 * 1) You have two houses in the country with all the mod cons
 * 2) Cars don’t ever think about cars, they are so different now that you could barely call them cars, but you will be fine.
 * 3) The Devils in the detail, ignore it and he will bite you in the.